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  • amatesura

    Crimes of the Future (1970) | dir. David Cronenberg

  • alexanderpearce

    ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰

  • courier420:
“garfield if he was an aisha
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  • courier420

    garfield if he was an aisha

  • sk3z

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  • vintagewildlife

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    Battling rams
    By: Reinhard
    From: Sheep: A Complete Owner's Manual
    1989

  • onlinebeast

    Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol

  • Anonymous :

    this blog is top notch like really really incredible work you are extremely talented. i’d love to see your take on a web weaving surrounding being a family scapegoat/unfavorite child

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    Daphne du Maurier, The Scapegoat

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    Stand By Me (1986) dir. Rob Reiner

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    Friends (1994–2004), 1x02: The One With The Sonogram at the End

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    The Guardian’s recap of Downton Abbey, 5x04

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    Eugene O’Neill, Brighton Beach Memoirs

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    A PostSecret featured in the music video of Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects

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    Paul And Storm, A Better Version of You

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    Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005–2008), 1x19: The Siege of the North

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    The Crown (2016–), 1x08: Pride and Joy

    punkitt-is-here:
“ca-dmv-bot:
“Customer: AYIEH IS MY DAUGHTERS NAME
DMV: HELL YEAH
Verdict: DENIED
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  • ca-dmv-bot

    Customer: AYIEH IS MY DAUGHTERS NAME
    DMV: HELL YEAH

    Verdict: DENIED

  • punkitt-is-here

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  • red-bat-arse

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    had to censor so tumblr doesn't nuke it but this is one of my favourite gerard donelan comics -i don't know what else to say except the vibes are immaculate

  • utopians

    stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

  • utopians

    guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror